Monday 12 August 2024

Coke is it! Coca Cola is it! Not.

I'd like to meet the cretin that came up with this brilliant idea.

When I do, I'd like to surgically embed his/her debit card into his/her forehead.

Just so he/she can bang his/her head each time anyone else that has to deal with this completely unnecessary abomination.

Please, go. Just go. Go and invent something remotely useful.

The first thing I do when confronted by this is, cut the umbilical cord. I free the top from the bottle, so I can recap the bottle knowing fully well there will be no pool of Coca Cola sullying my fridge, bathing it in Merchandise X and 30 tonnes of sugar.

So, dear Coke Inc., you got this wrong. Do you REALLY think plastic Coke Bottles and their caps end up in separate bins?

Worst gimmick ever.

Wednesday 24 July 2024

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Sweden was once known for its beautiful landscape and safety.

It used to be a country with beautiful people and economically strong - a global leader in innovation and a significant player in the tech industry with a highly skilled workforce.

It was home to top world-ranking industries and businesses like Volvo, SAAB, Ericsson, H&M, Electrolux, Alfa Laval, Scania, Spotify, Skanska, Securitas, and IKEA to name a few, AND the home of of the Nobel prizes. And ABBA, Roxette, Europe, Ace of Base, Dr Alban, and The Cardigans. And BjΓΆrn Borg.

With only a 7.5 million population, it straddled the world. That's nearly 2 million fewer people that live within London's M25.

Now Sweden has become the bomb and rape capital of Europe.

The country’s safety ranking has significantly declined, from being consistently in the top three for many years to 15th place in 2024.

What happened?

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Monday 3 June 2024

My shortest blogpost ever...

I get 140K+ people read my blog. Let it be known that I would like @KemiBadenoch to be my Prime Minister.