Global warming won't kill us off; global whining will.

Global warming won't kill us off; global whining will.

There are people seeking out new worlds, and there are people seeking to make our current world a better place. Both are doing right. 

So go on Elon, let's do this: I'll fight Cohaagen for you. Mars or bust! 🤘🖖

Climate change is inevitable, and none of it is anthropogenic. It's a hill I'm okay to die on. Wanna argue? I'm game. Just BYOKleenex. It won't end well.

As for plastic and such, I agree. We waste more than we consume. We are filthy and messy. Dirty streets, lawns cluttered with plastic bags and broken plastic clothes' pegs, clogged drains, fish choking in the sea and rivers, the oceans throwing up our waste it can't digest onto what used to be pristine beaches - you get the gist. We're collectively the butt-scratching, bogey-flicking, flea-invested stereotypical bums. That's all we need to change.

And carbon-di-oxide? Some more of it will be welcome. The dominant life form on the planet, on which we depend for our sustenance will be grateful for it:

Plants, trees, grass, bamboo, plankton, cacti, wheat, rice, NEED CO².

No plants, no carbs, no plants, no livestock, no plants, no chicken. No plants, no furniture, no doors, no windows, unless you use PVC, which the disciples of St Greta of Thunberg are so against the production of. Not so much the usage, just the production.

And finally, no plants, no bacon. That for me, is the final straw.